I have a friend that's like this. I let him borrow Uncharted on the ps3 in exchange for Force Unleashed on 360. The agreement was he would try my game (Uncharted) if I would try his game (SW: FU).
Long story short, I played thru Force Unleashed until I got sick of it, which was around 2-3 hours, and then shelved it. I spoke with him sometime later, and he said he couldn't figure out where to go in Uncharted, so he got frustrated and stopped playing it. Mind you he has a Gamerscor...
"Go here and buy yourself a shoe horn, it may help you remove those feet from your mouths... "
I will buy mine right after you buy yours...
Dear Bubbles,
Please sell all of your video game consoles, uninstall your web browser, operating system, and dismantle your computer, in that order.
You make people like me look sane.
And don't ever make a continuation of my post. What I say is satire, what you say is nonsense.
Signed,
The Internet
Other things we are ruling out this generation:
A. winning
2. coming in 2nd
D. not charging for Live
4. making an affordable console that isn't gutted
5. not attacking Sony at every opportunity
Just wanted to let you all know, because we like to be above board with our business practices. Also, we don't talk about Sony, and Sony really is last. Our year head start doesn't count because it would make us look bad.
So again, we don'...
as you cover your keyboard in tears...
You are 100% correct, and I need to stay on message. Here goes:
The loss of EGM/1UP is a colossal blow to my media rigging operations. Now all that's left is EDGE & GamesTM, our overseas corporate fronts, and Variety, our World of America media front.
The further loss of any 1 of these could bring the meta-score of ps3 games up 5-10 points, which will cause reviewers to start handing out 11/10 scores. This is unacceptable.
We will be bundling subscr...
Hopefully EDGE is next, followed by GamesTM and/or Variety
The loss of these rags would bring the meta-score for future ps3 games up by at least 10 points....
3 + 6 + 0 = 09
RIP XBOX
NOT GOOD
my personalities count as 1 a piece, so make it 10.
this is like 2 cars trying to stop a train.
be the train
this absolutely needs corrected. I am constantly pressing up on the right joystick so i can see above my car.
both camera views are insufficient when you are going top speed. the faster you go, the more important it is to see whats coming up.
i will say i enjoy the realism, i.e. if you take your eyes off the road for 1 sec (to look at your map) you will most likely plow into something. but not having the option to change the camera view is really the only drawback t...
Aren't I the biggest toolbag that ever lived?
What's funny is the MS faithful love him, but they hate me....
Now they know how everyone else feels.
Microsoft - Knuckle deep in the world of gaming...
Obviously it's bad. Here, let me show you:
Sony is bad.
LBP is a Sony game.
Therefore, LBP moderation is bad.
See? If you follow my logic, the only choice is a 360 in your future.
Your very near future. Like now. RIGHT NOW. GO BUY A 360 RIGHT NOW OR WE ARE FINISHED
See Above.
oh ok....i thought it was your membership to NAMBLA that identified you as a pedophile...my bad.
Keep in mind people that Variety is a Microsoft content distribution partner. Here is the part I like:
V: Can you tell me a little more about “Kodu?” Is it a game or an application?
MS: It starts as a set of tools. It’s a “Hey you can create your own environment!” product. But then once you create the game, now it is a game and you can share that with other people and play on Xbox Live. So this is both things.
V: But it doesn’t ship with a full campaign ...
Thank you for being such a loyal customer.
I mean, to be a registered sex offender and call other people pedophiles takes balls my friend. But, that's what we pay you for I guess.
Just make sure you stay away from me, my family, my place of work, my friends, and if I catch you digging thru the trash outside in the parking lot again I will revoke your MSN messenger account, because we all know what you use THAT for.
We'll be in touch....but not the way yo...
Obviously the author of this article is lying..the Wii isn't a console.
It's more like webTV for handicapped retards.